10. Foot massage from Hillary has gone wrong
9. Discovered that "oval office" is actually an ellipse.
8. Made "sopa on a ropa" joke when SOPA failed.
7. Sent republican envoy to Turdistan.
6. Just learned what it is the secret service is keeping so secret.
5. Found that thing in Bush had in his pants in the bedroom closet.
4. He just makes that face if the bow tie is too tight.
3. Watching "Family Guy."
2. Gas.
1. Four Words. "Mitt Romney for president."
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