"I...CAN...EXPLAIN!"
10. Working on that great "prophet tan."
9. Wouldn't ask for directions.
8. Turns out you can only follow sun half the day. If you follow it all day, you go in circles.
7. No outlet on camel to plug in Garmin.
6. Waiting for the Republican primary to be over.
5. Stalled. Heard inlaws were in promised land. Hoping they would go home before he got there.
4. Secretly despised milk and honey.
3. Tried to place separate orders for tribe at McDonald's Drive-thru.
2. Was making great progress with his sand collection.
1. He was practicing to be a pizza delivery driver.
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