Top Ten Reasons for Daylights Savings Time.
10. Congress wanted out an hour early that year.
9. "Spring Forward" nice tie in to Easter Bunny.
8. Republican primary over one hour earlier.
7. Gives Disc Jockey's something to talk about for two days.
6. Couldn't pass up "fall into fall" pun.
5. Originally planned to go with national, "late for work" day.
4. Hey, we're the government we don't need to answer your stupid questions.
3. Just screwing with the March Madness schedule.
2. Gives Reddit downmodders an extra hour to screw with people for no good reason.
1. Auto repair shops benefit from sudden increase in road incidents in week following the change.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Top 10 Reasons Obama is Laughing
10. Foot massage from Hillary has gone wrong
9. Discovered that "oval office" is actually an ellipse.
8. Made "sopa on a ropa" joke when SOPA failed.
7. Sent republican envoy to Turdistan.
6. Just learned what it is the secret service is keeping so secret.
5. Found that thing in Bush had in his pants in the bedroom closet.
4. He just makes that face if the bow tie is too tight.
3. Watching "Family Guy."
2. Gas.
1. Four Words. "Mitt Romney for president."
An Ode to A Friend
An ode to my friend Quinton on the advent of the the KU victory. To the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree" (sort of.)
Oh Quinton peed
Oh Quinton peed
All down his pants of tweed.
The game was on.
He'd had some beer.
He stood up
as if to cheer.
Oh Quinton peed
Oh Quinton peed
all down his pants of tweed.
Oh Quinton peed
Oh Quinton peed
All down his pants of tweed.
The game was on.
He'd had some beer.
He stood up
as if to cheer.
Oh Quinton peed
Oh Quinton peed
all down his pants of tweed.
Top 10 Reasons Moses Stayed in The Desert So long
"I...CAN...EXPLAIN!"
10. Working on that great "prophet tan."
9. Wouldn't ask for directions.
8. Turns out you can only follow sun half the day. If you follow it all day, you go in circles.
7. No outlet on camel to plug in Garmin.
6. Waiting for the Republican primary to be over.
5. Stalled. Heard inlaws were in promised land. Hoping they would go home before he got there.
4. Secretly despised milk and honey.
3. Tried to place separate orders for tribe at McDonald's Drive-thru.
2. Was making great progress with his sand collection.
1. He was practicing to be a pizza delivery driver.
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