Life's Most Important - And Obscure - Questions: Is it The Minute Waltz or the Minute Waltz?
Friday, November 23, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Felicia Deism
Felicia Deism: N The belief in an all powerful force in the Universe that causes Felicia Day to show up forever in your Youtube "recommended" column even if you've only once ever watched one of her videos.
Is it just me or are her eyes following me?
Brought to you by the makers of "The Serious Guy."
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Oooops!
Looks like The Serious Guy's in Trouble now:
I don't know what to say. I think this guy should be the next president of the United States. If I were going to vote for one candidate, and I can only vote for one. I would definitely vote for this guy. He's got president written all over him. Do you think we could write him in? Maybe if we all vote for him, he'll set out country straight. We can have a write in campaign, get tons of PAC and super pac money and make this guy president of the USA. Could he make things any worse? What party to you think he'd run under. I hope he'd be an independent.
The Serious Guy Discusses "Their Air"
Another one by the Serious Guy. This time he has discovered a new menace facing our nation:
Very Funny. Maybe not a cute as a cat video but you know. We all love cute cats. This guy is not as cute as a cat but, hey. We're all doing what we can. I mean really, who is cute a kitten, especially if that kitten is doing something really funny like falling off a of table or pouncing on a leaf. I've seen whole companies of Marines pulled off on the side of the road watching kitty videos on youtube. Hey, everybody needs their kicks. But don't kick kitties or make videos of people kicking kitties. That's just down right terrible. I should send youtube a letter.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Ten Reasons We Have Daylight Savings Time
Top Ten Reasons for Daylights Savings Time.
10. Congress wanted out an hour early that year.
9. "Spring Forward" nice tie in to Easter Bunny.
8. Republican primary over one hour earlier.
7. Gives Disc Jockey's something to talk about for two days.
6. Couldn't pass up "fall into fall" pun.
5. Originally planned to go with national, "late for work" day.
4. Hey, we're the government we don't need to answer your stupid questions.
3. Just screwing with the March Madness schedule.
2. Gives Reddit downmodders an extra hour to screw with people for no good reason.
1. Auto repair shops benefit from sudden increase in road incidents in week following the change.
10. Congress wanted out an hour early that year.
9. "Spring Forward" nice tie in to Easter Bunny.
8. Republican primary over one hour earlier.
7. Gives Disc Jockey's something to talk about for two days.
6. Couldn't pass up "fall into fall" pun.
5. Originally planned to go with national, "late for work" day.
4. Hey, we're the government we don't need to answer your stupid questions.
3. Just screwing with the March Madness schedule.
2. Gives Reddit downmodders an extra hour to screw with people for no good reason.
1. Auto repair shops benefit from sudden increase in road incidents in week following the change.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Top 10 Reasons Obama is Laughing
10. Foot massage from Hillary has gone wrong
9. Discovered that "oval office" is actually an ellipse.
8. Made "sopa on a ropa" joke when SOPA failed.
7. Sent republican envoy to Turdistan.
6. Just learned what it is the secret service is keeping so secret.
5. Found that thing in Bush had in his pants in the bedroom closet.
4. He just makes that face if the bow tie is too tight.
3. Watching "Family Guy."
2. Gas.
1. Four Words. "Mitt Romney for president."
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